Thisbirdsabsurd, the Home of Your Very Own House Chicken!
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Welcome to thisbirdsabsurd, home of Your Very Own House Chicken, the most snuggly, cuddly, fantastical chickens you'll ever meet! Every chicken is Hand made by me. they are super soft and perfect for hugging!
Adding three or more original size House Chickens to your flock? Ask about the Flock Discount!
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Betty's back and she's better than ever! You might catch a glimpse of her dancing across the barnyard to one of her favorite 50's tunes, and she's always wanted to go to a sock hop...if on;y she had some socks!
Buffy holds the record for "most eggs laid in a week" - TWENTY-FIVE!!!! (Wait a minute Buffy, I don't think that's possible.) Well, in any case, she loves hanging out in a nice comfy nest, and she DOES have the loveliest eggs in town!
Nika Poultrinski is a new member of the House Chicken family! Such a lovely Polish Crested lady! You'd think with a hairdo like this she'd be spending a lot of time in the mirror. The truth is, though, she can't see herself very well, so she just whips a comb through it and hopes for the best!
Nika has silky black feathers and a wonderful plush hairdo! (faux fur)
Patsy Puffaluff is the newest girl to join the crew. She's a bit high maintenance, after all, she doesn't just have a wild head of hair - her whole body is just one big puff ball! She loves to hop up on a fence post and let the breeze blow through her beautiful locks, umm, I mean, err, feathers, especially in front of a beautiful sunset - what a glamour girl!
Oooo la la! What do we have here? It's Fifi LaFloof! She's a bit fancier than her American cousins, the Puffaluff sisters, and thinks perhaps she can bring a little culture to the henhouse, but I'm not sure the other girls are havin' it. I'm sure they'll all get along just fine, once everyone realizes under all that fluff, she's just a chicken like everyone else.