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Welcome to thisbirdsabsurd, home of Your Very Own House Chicken - and friends! The most snuggly, cuddly, fantastical creations you’ll ever meet! Every creation is hand made by me, and promises to be super soft and perfect for hugging!
Your Very Own House Chicken is now available in a WEIGHTED version!! Just look for the weighted add on in the listings!
Melody is the songstress of the flock. Her lovely arias can often be heard as she serenades the other ladies in the coop. Sure, they might not all be in agreement when it comes to her talents, but they put up with it - they think her crooning might be what keeps the fox away!
Listen. Can you hear it? The sweet sound of the sultry Miss Josephine Bocker, crooning a tune from a little Parisian nightclub? Loved by all, Josephine is sure to draw a crowd wherever she goes. Is she a little more special than some of the other House Chickens? Well, she certainly has that… je ne sais pas, that sets her apart. (Just don’t tell the other girls.)
Josephine comes with a lovely string of pearls and wings that make the most of her exotic leopard spots!
Nika Poultrinski is another member of the House Chicken family! Such a lovely Polish Crested lady! You'd think with a hairdo like this she'd be spending a lot of time in the mirror. The truth is, though, she can't see herself very well, so she just whips a comb through it and hopes for the best!
Nika has silky black feathers and a wonderful plush hairdo! (faux fur)
Sir Albert of Chicksly is a fancy gentleman that has just recently come to town. The ladies flock to him, but he's not just another pretty face. Sir Albert is a charming conversationalist and easily finds himself the center of attention!
Don't feel like you have to be a kid to enjoy your very own house chicken! They're fun for everyone! There are several house chickens to choose from, so you might want to get Sir Albert a friend! Chickens are larger than life size, made from luxuriously soft faux fur and polyester stuffing.
You may or may not receive the Sir Albert of Chicksly pictured, but they are all made by me from my very own pattern so you will receive a similar version.
Melody Moonlight is going into the entertainment biz! She’s sure to be a head turner wherever she goes! Limited quantities so grab one while you can - you’ll have lots of fun together!
Is there another House Chicken you’d like to bring home in puppet form? Send me a message and let’s see if we can make it happen!
(Melody has a deep pocket to conceal your hand. Her head turns with the magic egg stick!)
At long last the House Chickens are proud to announce the arrival of a fluffy batch of chicks! They're beside themselves with pride and joy and have been happily parading around the barn yard, clucking and fussing and introducing their new babies to everyone they meet.
Chicken Nuggets are available in TWENTY + wonderful colors and they’re always super fluffy and soft.
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For the mushroom lover who has everything! In fact, who WOULDN'T want a little piece of nature to bring indoors?
This log is adorned with many turkey tail mushrooms made from hand painted fabric. The lichen is hand cut from wool felt and carefully stitched in place.
Each 18" log will be slightly different depending on how the mushrooms are growing that day.
Normally the House Chickens would be less than thrilled to see a fox show up on their doorstep, but they welcomed Potatoes O’Brien with open arms, uhh,err, wings! You see, Potatoes got his name from the very fact that his favorite food in all the world is POTATOES!! Fried, baked, scalloped, roasted - he loves them all. He’d never think of eating a chicken dinner!
Potatoes is nearly four and a half feet long - half of which is his fabulous, fluffy tail! He’s floppy and fuzzy and just plain fun to hang out with!
Hannah’s sister Heidi just flew into town! (And yes. She can fly. As far as you’re concerned SHE CAN FLY.) Heidi has plenty of self esteem, and even fluttering herself a few inches off the ground from time to time is flying, okay?