Thisbirdsabsurd, the Home of Your Very Own House Chicken!
Welcome to thisbirdsabsurd, home of Your Very Own House Chicken, the most snuggly, cuddly, fantastical chickens you'll ever meet! Every chicken is Hand made by me. they are super soft and perfect for hugging!
Adding three or more original size House Chickens to your flock? Ask about the Flock Discount!
Luna Lovely has a passion for dance. Often times you'll find her cascading dreamily through the barnyard under the light of the full moon. Watch out for that fox Luna!
Luna has long, luxurious, pale gold feathers. (faux fur)
Patsy Puffaluff is the newest girl to join the crew. She's not to be confused with that Goldy Bouffant girl. She's a bit more high maintenance, after all, she doesn't just have a wild head of hair - her whole body is just one big puff ball! She loves to hop up on a fence post and let the breeze blow through her beautiful locks, umm, I mean, err, feathers, especially in front of a beautiful sunset - what a glamour girl!
Chester Struttly is the second cousin once removed of the very handsome Roopert Struttly. Chester is every bit as handsome as his brother, but he's much more modest. He usually wins the ladies over with his charming personality rather than relying on his rugged good looks.
Chester has a handsome combination of black, brown and golden plush feathers. (faux fur.)
Nika Poultrinski is a new member of the House Chicken family! Such a lovely Polish Crested lady! You'd think with a hairdo like this she'd be spending a lot of time in the mirror. The truth is, though, she can't see herself very well, so she just whips a comb through it and hopes for the best!
Nika has silky black feathers and a wonderful plush hairdo! (faux fur)
Petunia is the sister of Patsy. She's a bit of a tomboy in spite of her glamorous appearance. Don't get those lovely white feathers messy Petunia!
Petunia has very soft and fluffy white feathers. (faux fur)